It has been a long time since my blog was anything other than informative in nature, so when I came across this I just had to share, I hope you enjoy!

How about a new Acura with an MSRP of $9,229,000.00 !!!

Well here you go, it’s the 2012 Acura Stark Industries Super Car and comes fully equipped with a palm-scan ID steering wheel, enviro-clone projected hologram of surroundings, self-detonating recon drone, night-vision HUD windshield, and oh so much more. Did I mention the car gets 234 mpg?

OK, back up for a minute what in the world is a self-detonating recon drone? LOL.

What made me really laugh was the list of Standard – No Additional Charge items:
Operating/Durability Features:
• Palladium-powered 80,000 TOHC 32-valve engine with titanium-forged block and nitrous fuel-injection system.
• 9 Speed HYPER-Shift transmission
• Diamond quartz cross-drilled brake calipers
• Steering wheel with palm-scan ID
• Lithium Dioxide-injecting shocks
• Reflex-response steering column with target guidance feedback
• Super-scan theft-deterrent modulator
Defense Systems:
• Info-net sensory tracker system
• Invisa-shield exo-system wave modifier
• Enviro-clone projected hologram of surroundings
• Thermal imaging topography mapping software
• Emergency homing beacon
• Self-detonating recon drone
Exterior Features
• Advanced radar-deflecting capabilities with wave modifier
• Bullet and foreign element-proof clear coat and metal skin
• Night-vision HUD windshield
• Bulletproof hyper-traction tires
• High-grade tint with radar bounce and jam capabilities
• Intermittent blue and red tech flashers in all light assemblies
• Underbody kit with aero-dynamic spoiler lip
• Black-night painted-wheels with particle matter technology
Tactical Package
• Anti-ballistic shielding body panels
• Incoming scan scrambler
• Low-density plasma emitters with UV flares
• Encrypted computer with backup-powered interface and satellite link

My absolute favorite part of the entire car is this:

Is this for real? Well, if you follow the Sundance Film Festival in Park City you would have seen this bad boy on display as part of a brilliant promotion for the culmination of the Marvel superhero movies with the May release of The Avengers.

Well I hope you got a laugh out of this like I did, and please stop by and say hello at our booth 3229 in Las Vegas this weekend at NADA, I would love to meet you all face to face.

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